Tedious Novels I Can't Wait to Read [or reread]

Gravity's Rainbow

Ulysses
Finnegan's Wake
At Swim, Two Birds
Remembrance of Things Past
Shogun
Infinite Jest
Atlas Shrugged
The Lord of the Rings
Kristin Lavransdatter
Against the Day
The Tale of Genji
War and Peace
Fountainhead
The Pillars of the Earth
A Dance to the Music of Time
Anna Karenina
Moby Dick
The Count of Monte Cristo
The Stand
Gospel
The Far Pavilions
Maia
Crime and Punishment
A Suitable Boy
Dead Souls
The Illuminatus! Trilogy
The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle

This list was inspired by suggestions I found on a Burning Man listserv.

Please comment and/or add to this list, dear readers!

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